Finley Peter Dunne quotes
An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
Don't jump on a man unless he's down.
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.
The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks for being preserved from the Puritans.