Calvin Trillin quotes
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.
Health food makes me sick.
I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
Marriage is part of a sort of 50's revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.
The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.